Get ready to unleash your laughter with the “10 Funniest Jokes of All Time.”
Laughter is truly the best medicine, and I’ve curated a collection of rib-tickling jokes that are guaranteed to brighten your day. From witty one-liners to clever punchlines, these jokes have stood the test of time and continue to bring tears of joy to people’s eyes.
So, sit back, relax, and prepare yourself for a hilarious ride as we explore the top ten funniest jokes ever told. Let’s dive in and embrace the power of laughter together! Warning: Be prepared for uncontrollable fits of giggles and a sore belly from laughing too hard.
10. ‘A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says: “Pint please, and one for the road.” ‘
9. I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
8. Another one was: Doc, I can’t stop singing the ‘Green Green Grass of Home’. He said: ‘That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome’. ‘Is it common?’I asked. ‘It’s not unusual’ he replied.
7. Two aerials meet on a roof – fall in love – get married. The ceremony was rubbish – but the reception was brilliant.
6. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one – and let the other one off.
5. ‘I said to the Gym instructor “Can you teach me to do the splits?” He said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t make Tuesdays”‘
4. ‘A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, “Shut up…you’re next!” ‘.
3. ‘Dyslexic man walks into a bra…’
2. ‘I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.’
1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ‘Ugh, that’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!’ The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ‘The driver just insulted me!’ The man says: ‘You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I’ll hold your monkey for you.’
Laughter truly is the best medicine, and these jokes have certainly delivered their dose of joy and amusement. From clever wordplay to unexpected twists, each joke has left us in stitches and reminded us of the power of humor in our lives. So, the next time you need a good laugh, remember these gems and share the gift of laughter with others.
May these jokes continue to bring a smile to your face and brighten your days. Keep laughing and spreading the joy!
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Adam Bernard is a dedicated meditator and yoga enthusiast, who believes in the power of these practices to promote physical, emotional, and spiritual wellbeing. Professionally a web developer and digital marketer with over 25 years of experience in SEO, SEM, Social Media, eCommerce, and Web Design.
