A man in a Florida supermarket wanted to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce… the man persists and asks to see the manager.
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A man in a Florida supermarket wanted to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce… the man persists and asks to see the manager.