This is a funny story of a man settled into his seat on an airplane… not expecting anything out of the ordinary. However, as he glances up, his eyes widened in awe at the sight of the most stunning woman boarding the plane. His heart raced as she approaches his row. And as fate would have it, she took the seat right beside him. An opportunity like this could not be wasted, so he mustered up the courage to strike up a conversation. With a mixture of excitement and nervousness, he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?” Little did he know, her response would lead to a series of surprising revelations.
A Beautiful Woman Sits Next to Me on a Plane
A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his:
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out. “Business trip or pleasure?”
She turned, smiled and said. “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston.”
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!
What’s your Business at this convention?
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked. “What’s your Business at this convention?”
“Lecturer.” She responded. “I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”
“Really?” He said. “And what kind of myths are there?”
“Well.” She explained. “One popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Mexican Descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck.”
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. “I’m Sorry.” She said, “I shouldn’t really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t even know your name.”
“Tonto.” The man said. “Tonto Gonzales, but my friends call me Bubba.” …
Adam Bernard is a dedicated meditator and yoga enthusiast, who believes in the power of these practices to promote physical, emotional, and spiritual wellbeing. Professionally a web developer and digital marketer with over 25 years of experience in SEO, SEM, Social Media, eCommerce, and Web Design.