Taste Like Peppermint

by | Nov 16, 2023 | Funny Stuff

Our funny story unfolds with a cattle farmer who buys a new Black Angus bull for $6,500 to boost his cattle-rearing business. Excited expand his cattle operation, he introduces the young bull to his herd. However, the bull exhibits unexpected behavior; he shows no interest in the cows and chooses instead to graze peacefully instead. Concerned about the bull the farmer calls in a vet for a professional opinion…

A Farmer Buys a Bull

The cattle farmer makes a hefty investment of $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. He eagerly places the bull among his herd, but is puzzled when the bull shows no interest in the cows and just continues to graze.

The farmer begins to suspect that he might have overpaid for the bull. Deciding to seek professional help, he calls a vet who confirmed the bull was healthy but perhaps a tad young. The vet handed over some pills to be fed to the bull daily.

Remarkably, within two days, the bull began to mate with all the cows, breaking through fences to even service the neighbor’s cows. The bull became a relentless breeding machine!

When asked what he thought the magical ingredient in the vet’s pills was…  he wasn’t too sure but one thing he knows for sure, they Taste Like Peppermint!

Quotes

"Man sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then he dies having never really lived."Being Present Dalai Lama
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