Funny Stuff

Embrace the Joy of Laughter

Welcome to the “Funny Stuff” category, a corner of my blog dedicated to bringing laughter and merriment into your life. Laughter is a powerful tool that has the ability to uplift spirits, relieve stress, and forge connections.

So sit back, relax, and let the hilarity begin!

Live In Fear of Getting Old

Live In Fear of Getting Old

Embrace getting old with humor and an open mind. This article shares a comical story of the moments that made the author realize he was aging. Instead of living in fear of getting old, learn to laugh at the natural progression of life.

Installing a Husband (software notes)

Installing a Husband (software notes)

Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

Party in the Stomach

Party in the Stomach

Today, we're going to plunge into a fun-filled adventure titled, "Party in the Stomach" This funny stand up routine will take you through the comical world of Jim Breuer, where every moment is filled with laughter and amusement. It's not just a metaphorical party,...

Priceless story…

Priceless story…

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at all. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong.

Whores & Hockey Players

Whores & Hockey Players

A man in a Florida supermarket wanted to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce… the man persists and asks to see the manager. 

Schitt Family Tree

Schitt Family Tree

For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We are at a loss when someone says, ‘You don’t know Jack Schitt! Thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now know the facts.

RE: My Christmas Wish List

RE: My Christmas Wish List

From Tommy to Santa RE: My Christmas Wish List As we dive headfirst into the festive season, our minds turn towards the quintessential childhood tradition of penning a Christmas Wish List. Check out the hilarious interaction between a determined boy named Timmy and...

The Wife’s Diary…

The Wife’s Diary…

Read the humorous tale of “The Wife’s Diary” that unveils the comic disparities in the thought processes of men and women in a relationship. Highlighting the contrast between her anxiety and his preoccupation, this wife’s diary entry offers an entertaining read.

My Wife Won’t Like It

My Wife Won’t Like It

One day I accidentally overturned my golf cart... Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and called out, Are you okay, what's your name?" "Its Jack, and I'm okay thanks," I replied. "Jack, forget your...