Etiquette 101

A while back, I picked up a lovely date at her parent’s home...

I’d scraped together enough money to take her to a fancy restaurant… Of course she ordered the most expensive items on the menu . . . Patron tequila, shrimp cocktail, foie gras. lobster, Dom Perignon champagne…

I asked her, “Does your mother feed you like that when you eat at home?”

“No,” she replied, “but my mother’s not expecting a blow job tonight.”

I said, “Would you care for dessert?”

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