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Category: Funny

Live In Fear

$5.37! That’s what the kid behind the counter at Tim Horton’s said to me.. I dug into my pocket and pulled out some lint and two dimes and something that used to be a Lifesaver…

Whores & Hockey Players

A man in a Florida supermarket wanted to buy half a head of lettuce. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole heads of lettuce… the man persists and asks to see the manager.  So the boy says he’ll ask his manager about it.

Health Diagnostic Software?

There’s a diagnostic computer down at Costco. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what’s wrong and what to do about it.